When the govt shuts down, no one notices because there really is no difference between a govt employee working or a govt employee on a shut down.
Whew! Glad the rain and thunderstorms have passed. See you next year winter weather! Man, last week was tough: I didn’t get to wear my flip flops at all.
I thought 12 Years a Slave was the documentary about the NFL lockout from a couple years ago.
"Yes, but we’re discussing your flaws & failures, not mine. Let’s stay focused here."
If you wipe the excess icing off cupcakes or cake, you’re dead inside and should eat the extra icing to fill the void where your heart should be.
Southern California rain brings out the best drivers and brings out the best in drivers.
Ugh. My iPhone battery is dying. I might have to listen to the radio. Like a common person from, like, 1998.
The good thing about Curling is you can watch the whole event on Fast Forward on your DVR & not miss anything.
"Dealings with state employees is a breeeeze!" -People who have not had to contact state employees for anything
We waste so much time cleaning BEFORE guests come over. Should just wait until after they leave and have made a mess. Stupid.