Is it still called Hotlanta?
New #IceBucketChallenge: pee in a bucket, put ice in it, find Justin Bieber and dump the bucket on him.
How to alienate yourself at work: have headphones on, bob your head as you rock out, when coworker asks what you’re listening to answer “Soundtrack to my favorite porn.”
Where’s Kristof the ice salesman when you need him?
Do moths turn to dust when you kill them as a metaphor that life is finite & fragile, that all we are is dust in the wind?
Ben Rothlisberger & Sebastian Janikowski should go head to head w Joey Chestnutt in an #eatingcontest
The greatest soundtrack in life is being performed in the bathroom stall next to you. Nothing will get you to get up and move faster.
My pre school kid has to take a picture or drawing or a stuffed animal of a bear to class tomorrow. Does Khloe Kardashian have a stuffed animal line?
Looking fwd to the day of NFL rule changes when teams are actually spotted the spread points odd makers give
I’m glad I have social media because of I ever forget what food looks like I can use Instagram and Facebook as a reference. I’m guilty of it too,