Everyone looks like everyone. Some Asian mom just asked me if I had a brother, Norm. I thought she looked like someone I knew. Genetics are weird
Quiet Saturday in the office. Might start talking to Siri to break the silence
I wish punching the monitor was more effective in getting my “lovely & efficient” Windows computer to work
Didn’t want to spend money or calories on the bake sale for Komen @ work so I just put the cookies in a bucket & dumped it on my head
National Dog Day should combine with The Purge and celebrate in unison.
I think if my mom dialed the wrong number, the person who answered would still be at fault for not being the person she was trying to call.
I have a feeling my vacation with my parents next week is going to be what finally forces me to start therapy.
I think I’m so much of a wimp I’m not even allowed to follow UFC fighters on social media
I wish I was an astronaut so I could be a space foodie.
Good decision: not buying Ed Sheeran’s album.