If I post on instagram, will kanyewest interrupt it w the justification that someone else had the best Instagram pic of all time?
I must be getting stupider (I hope I spelled that right): reading tweets/status updates is too hard; I can only process Instagram pictures
Is “foodie” the code word fat ppl came up w to make their non stop eating lifestyle acceptable?
After throwing out your back, it’s recommended you sleep in a chair for 3 nights
I wish I was a runner so I could get some cool new running shoes for Christmas to wear when I play video games.
KEEP CALM and THROW UP ON YOUR SELFIE
“Why JC Penney’s $1.97 pants could spoil Christmas: http://cnb.cx/1bR9nZa • $JCP” doesn’t “pants for $1.97” explain it?
The “best” part about finding ants in your house and killing them is the feeling of them crawling all over you the rest of the day. The best
When I decide to go HAM, it has more to do w eating or bringing a ham somewhere